Bowsers Where Are They Now
Written by Disgruntled Plumber - Wednesday, Aug 16, 2023 at 7:27am
Today's social media world makes it easy to check back on your old high school classmates. But what about the video game characters you know and love? We see the new and improved lives of many video game characters in remakes, remasters, and sequels. But today, we're going to go back in time to revisit a few lesser-known characters: The alternative colored Bowsers in Super Smash Brothers Melee.
Remember those days of frenzied button-mashing and controller-breaking as you duked it out with your friends in Super Smash Brothers Melee? Ah, the memories of tossing your opponents off cliffs with Bowsers in varying shades of color. Little did we know, these alternate Bowsers had more to their lives than just being players' choices. Let's take a stroll down a colorful memory lane and see where these forgotten characters ended up.
1. Red Bowser is now CEO of Nintendo
Who could forget Red Bowser, the fiery incarnation of our beloved villain? Well, it seems he took his fiery ambition beyond the battlefield. Red Bowser went on to earn an MBA in Villainous Schemes and Monarchical Management. With his strategic mind and impeccable timing, he climbed the corporate ladder, and lo and behold, he's now the CEO of Nintendo! Under his rule, the company is rumored to be working on a groundbreaking game titled "Bowser's Business Adventures," where players simulate managing a gaming empire, complete with fierce negotiations and power-ups. He's made some controversial decisions, such as discontinuing the Virtual Boy and releasing the Wii U, but overall he's done a good job of keeping Nintendo afloat.
2. Blue Bowser is in jail for illegally selling Nintendo games on the black market
Oh, Blue Bowser, the cool and collected variant who always had a certain swagger. Unfortunately, his cool demeanor led him down a slippery slope. Blue Bowser became entangled in a shady business of illegally selling Nintendo games on the black market. It's said that he thought he could make a quick buck from selling 'rare prototypes,' but he was caught red-handed (or rather, blue-handed) trying to sell a copy of Super Mario Galaxy 3 to a shady character in an alleyway. Now he's serving time in a cell, reminiscing about the days when his only worry was dodging Smash attacks.
3. Black Bowser is an origami enthusiast
Ah, Black Bowser, the dark and mysterious counterpart who seemed to have a poetic edge. Turns out, he channeled that edge into a surprising hobby - origami. Black Bowser is now a renowned origami artist, crafting intricate paper sculptures that capture the essence of his villainous past. His latest exhibit, "The Folded Fury," showcases paper creations that make you rethink the concept of destruction and transformation.
4. Regular Bowser is an actor
Last but not least, the Bowser we all know and love (or sometimes love to hate) has taken on a new role in life. Regular Bowser, in his post-Smash days, decided to venture into the world of showbiz. After discovering his latent talent for dramatic monologues, he became a sought-after character actor in Hollywood. His most famous role? Playing the misunderstood antagonist in a tearjerker rom-com titled "Love in a Castle," where he captures hearts with his brooding looks and heartwarming roars. He's also a bit of a diva, but he's working on it.
So there you have it, a glimpse into the alternative lives of the alternative Bowsers. Who would've thought that these pixelated pugilists had such unexpected trajectories after their days in the spotlight? One thing's for sure, the next time you boot up Super Smash Brothers Melee, you'll look at those differently-colored Bowsers with a twinkle of curiosity in your eye. After all, behind every villainous exterior might just be a CEO, an inmate, an artist, or an actor waiting to take center stage.
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