Paramount Writers Aim To Delete Halo From All Xboxes
Written by Disgruntled Plumber - Thursday, Jul 7, 2022 at 10:40am
"We didn’t even look at the games. We tried to forget their existence. But that didn't work... It's time to try everyone forgetting their existence."
The writer's room for the Paramount Plus Halo TV series grows in intensity as they devise plans to destroy any evidence of Halo lore related to the Halo games. Microsoft, Bungee, and 343 Studios data centers are said to be primary targets, with physical copies to follow soon after.
Several Xbox Live members reported Paramount employees showing up at their houses pretending to want to partake in LAN parties. On earning the Xbox player's trust, they delete the games from their Xbox One and leave them with nothing on their console's hard drive but a bootleg copy of Superman 64 for Xbox and a subscription to Paramount Plus. Bystanders stated that they even encountered an Xbox Series X at one location but we are unable to confirm. The game developers of Halo Infinite are said to be living in fear of something other than bad reviews for a change.
"We just don't know what to do from here" the single 343 Studio employee with bloodshot eyes stated while paranoidly looking for signs of their boss. "We. I said we, right? No, it's not just me working on the game. I never said that."
The 343 Studios employee is nowhere to be found for further questioning or clarification at this time.
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